What do we offer?


Public Shows

Your incredible talent, sense of humour and timing gave us a wonderful evening of non-stop laughter.
— Carol Payne [Public Show]

We’ve been successfully touring for years now. Adept at entertaining audiences from small rooms to huge halls, you can rest assured that an evening with Victor & Albert will be just what the doctor ordered!

We can entertain for up to two hours either with bespoke entertainment or one of our popular shows which will fill the entire evening with joy and merriment.

If booking us for your theatre, village hall or private gathering, talk to us about which show or entertainment would best suit the occasion.

Corporate EVENTS

Your performance went down extremely well and fitted in so well with the overall evening - Thank You!
— Corporate Party PROBUS

We’ll do anything for money. If you wish to book us for a private event, a corporate bash, after dinner fun, a special anniversary, a select event or gig, then don’t hesitate to pick up the phone or email us.

We’d be delighted to make your evening complete.

We' can tailor the evening to your specific requests, cherry picking from our repertoire of material including audience participation, comedy, magic, musical fun and original material created especially for your event.

Private parties

We both enjoyed our party so completely because of you...
— Simon & Marianne [Ruby Wedding Celebration]

We love entertaining all sizes of audience. If you have a private party or celebration, tell us as much as possible and we’ll make your evening go with a bang.

We’ll put together a menu of entertainment for you including songs, theatrical outbursts, magic, music and bespoke entertainment. We are a two-man variety show for the new age!

If you give us enough information, we may even compose a special song, especially for you or the object of your desire!


About the ACT...

Victor and Albert have been delighting the audiences of England's fair shires for more than six years now. Growing ever stronger in popularity, these two chaps can entertain and delight a crowd for an entire evening and leave them crying for more at the end of the night.  With songs of joy and merriment, and the odd double-entendre, the old chaps have a penchant for distracting any crowd from distraction itself and leaving entire villages and communities uplifted with their sides aching. 

Musical comedy is our speciality. For a fun-packed evening of entertainment, slap-stick, audience-participation and non-stop belly laughs, you should look no further! Victor and Albert have performed at the Edinburgh Fringe, at Sideshow (Leicester Sq Theatre), the Ghillie Dhu, The Cellar Door, The Pleasance Islington and numerous other venues and private parties. 

Get in touch now, we’d love to hear from you.

Recommended ages 16+

Contact Victor and Albert’s agent - Mr Roly Taylor ESQ.

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