Hello dear Promoter!

Are you are looking at this page because you are interested in booking Victor and Albert? Good. Thanks.

Feel free to pick up the phone to call us on 07940 535 314 or email us and save having to read through the rest of this page.

How we like to make your life easy…

  • We require little space (min 4 x 3m - you’d be surprised where we can squeeze in!)

  • We are fully self-contained. Sound, lights, tech, performers etc

  • Get in time is only an hour (longer preferred by not necessary)

  • Get out is 45 mins

  • We rarely need accommodation as happy to travel

  • We like sandwiches [one of us is Vegan the other will eat anything]

  • For what you get we are excellent value for money and will discuss fees openly

  • We are a really nice couple of guys and get asked back a lotWe can help with all marketing media too.

  • We’ve toured now for many years and have received wonderful feedback.

All Over The Place

We’ve been all around the UK on a number of schemes including Hog the Limelight, TITV, Live and Local, Notts, Leics, Lincs Rural Touring and elsewhere! We’re excited to be on the menu for Black Country Touring and can also be found on the National Rural Touring Forum We are happy to travel anywhere in the UK and beyond!

We are also on the menu for Black Country Touring following our recent, successful application (hurrah!).

Want a reference?

We are happy to put you in touch with past promoters who can dish the dirt on us directly. Quotes and reviews can be found on our EPK.

Please see below a recent reference (May 2019) from Weedon Village Hall, where we performed ‘Victor and Albert’s A-Z of Britain’ to a room of ecstatic locals.


Victor and Albert have visited our village twice, first as part of a rural touring scheme and, more recently, on our own account – we invited them back to perform as they were such a hit the first time. I’ve dealt with Roly and Tim [AKA Victor and Albert] on both occasions and found them to be delightful, polite and very professional.

They arrived well in advance of the performance to set up and do thorough technical checks, leaving plenty of time to get ready, putting us all at ease. They even helped with putting out the chairs and clearing up at the end of the evening. The quality of Victor and Albert’s performance is of the utmost professionalism in comedy, music and even some magic. Their quick-witted warmth and audience interaction charmed everyone, and no one felt left out. We were all very touched that they’d gone the extra mile and researched our village – many of the jokes contained references to Weedon events, making us feel really special. The evening was full of laughter and audience engagement. We’re hoping to invite them back again soon with a new show, and we wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them to other venues. They’ll give you a night to remember.
— JR Chair of Trustees, The Old Schoolroom Management Committee, Weedon, Bucks