Victor & albert press kit

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Join us for a rollercoaster ride through the world of variety entertainment as we struggle to save Insterminster Orphanage from falling into the hands of a greedy developer. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, you’ll scream as one act after another fails to turn up! But the show must go on against all odds…

Not to be missed, this new show is a full evening’s entertainment of two 45 minutes halves.


Performers Roly Taylor and Tim Armstrong-Taylor have years of experience of entertaining audiences from living rooms to the Royal Albert Hall. As Victor and Albert they’ve been entertaining audiences across the UK for over five years now, touring the shires of England and beyond with their unique brand of comic entertainment. They have received a warm reception wherever they go and are invited back to perform again and again.

Everything you could want

Victor and Albert are everything you could want for a full evening of delight.  The two-man variety show will have you crying out for more. With music, magic, mayhem and silliness, you are guaranteed a feast of laughter.

Don’t just take our word for it

Their show ‘Decomposed’ received rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe - ✭✭✭✭The Stage ✭✭✭✭one4review ✭✭✭✭Broadway Baby ✭✭✭✭The List  ✭✭✭✭Three Weeks.
And in the national press, for other projects they’ve worked on, the reviews ain’t half bad either: ✭✭✭✭The Times ✭✭✭✭The Evening Standard ✭✭✭✭The Arts Desk

Latest News

They are delighted to be taking their new show ‘Victor and Albert’s Variety Night’ to the 2020 Edinburgh Fringe. You can book our preview show now by calling 07940535314 or emailing

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audience praise for Victor and Albert

Victor and Albert have visited our village twice, first as part of a rural touring scheme and, more recently, on our own account – we invited them back to perform as they were such a hit the first time. I’ve dealt with Roly and Tim [AKA Victor and Albert] on both occasions and found them to be delightful, polite and very professional.

They arrived well in advance of the performance to set up and do thorough technical checks, leaving plenty of time to get ready, putting us all at ease. They even helped with putting out the chairs and clearing up at the end of the evening.

The quality of Victor and Albert’s performance is of the utmost professionalism in comedy, music and even some magic. Their quick-witted warmth and audience interaction charmed everyone, and no one felt left out. We were all very touched that they’d gone the extra mile and researched our village – many of the jokes contained references to Weedon events, making us feel really special. The evening was full of laughter and audience engagement.

We’re hoping to invite them back again soon with a new show, and we wouldn’t hesitate to recommend them to other venues. They’ll give you a night to remember.
— Joanna Rose, Chair of Trustees, The Old Schoolroom Management Committee, Weedon, Bucks
Thank you for a superb evening last night. I think that the repeated encore calls showed you how much everyone enjoyed it. A real treat to spend the evening laughing with abandon!’
— Lisa Sanderson, Frieth, Bucks
I can think of lots of friends who will enjoy your show. I hadn’t laughed so much in a long time!
— Karen and Nigel Springthorpe
Watched you both at Kimble Village Hall last Saturday evening; fantastic entertainment, I haven’t laughed so much in ages.

— Rod and Sue Lavers, Chinnor, Oxon
Your incredible talent, sense of humour and timing gave us a wonderful evening of non-stop laughter.

— Carole Payne
I laughed like a crazy person
— Bev Caner
We all agreed we hadn’t laughed so much in years…
— Kate Frost
I absorbed much merriment in being singled out at Great Hampden Village Hall yesterday evening.

— Sandra Smith, Great Hampden
‘We loved the show, it was a great evening and just so funny.’
— Ellie, Kimpton
I have not seen my other half, Andrew - who is a big fan of anything in the Carry-On, double-entendre, Armstrong & Miller-type Flanders & Swann parody, genre - laugh out loud so much in a long time, and we have paid considerably more cash for less-entertaining ‘big’-name performances!’
— Kate, Kimpton
Your show was an absolute outrage and has brought nothing but disgrace upon our village. Keep up the good work. Cheers!
— Doug Jenner
My cheeks are still aching!
— Jo, Lemsford Village

I have spoken to a number of villagers since who found the performance both arousing and invigorating – and that was just the men!
— Darren
I thoroughly enjoyed the show. It was a breath of fresh air. More please.
— Dianne
Thank you so much for an evening full of laughter, it was so much fun, and lovely to see so many people from the community laughing together.’
— Coral, Peter's Green
I’ve paid considerably more and laughed a lot less!
— Martin Randle